The President Killed at the WH Correspondence Dinner!

Seth Meyers was "capital F" Funny, but President Obama killed! I loved watching Trump having to sit there at the Faux table with his boo-boo face and pretend the POTUS wasn't up there making a mockery of his whole existence.

Meanwhile, The Prez is in for it for making that crack about The First Lady "snatching" bags of candy from children. But here, my favorite blogger Dlisted's Michael K has all the news worth knowing:

Obama Roasts Trump

At last night's White House Correspondents dinner, basic cable reality stars (see: Sarah Palin), actors of The CW (see: Ian Somerhalder) and half-shaven comedic teddy bears (see: Zach Galifnotgoingtogooglerightnow) sprayed their pits with fancy water to nibble on overcooked filet mignon and flambe their creme brulee desserts on the hot flame that shot out of Donald Trump's dehydrated hairy toad asshole when Obama verbally double slapped him in the mouth over and over again. Watching a direct descendant of one of Jaba the Hutt's hemorrhoids sit there with a mad scowl on his face is what would consider as feel good porn. Trump got trumped and I'm sure even the lone sparkle in my rhinestone heart named Melania Trump let out a laugh or two. Melania later told her sugar daddy that she wasn't laughing, she was letting out a Slovenian boo.

As Obama poked at Trump with a LOL stick for that birth certificate ridiculousness, he just sat there with constipated smile on his face and squirmed like Melania whenever he gives her the "it's about that time to fulfill paragraph 5, line 10 of your marriage contract" sex look. I mean, the dumb douche could've let out a fake laugh or two to show that he's sort of a good sport, but he just had himself a pouty party for one instead. I really can't wait to see how the Trump responds. He already used all of his "miserable fat cow"lines on Rosie O'Donnell, so I'm sure he'll just say that Obama tells jokes like a Kenyan.

Click here if you want to see Obama's full act (and click here for Seth Meyers' speech).

Source: Dlisted.com, APnews.com